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nevergiveupmiracleshappen: #AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:39:04 -0700

nevergiveupmiracleshappen:

#AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL IDIOT

#history of the british empire

mslisarose: LMAO!!!!

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:38:38 -0700

mslisarose:

LMAO!!!!

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:38:14 -0700

batcrooks: xcgirl08: battybravery: YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:37:02 -0700

batcrooks:

xcgirl08:

battybravery:

YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE

SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF

IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT

BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES

THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED

I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.

I LOVE THIS

dietchola: this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:25:44 -0700

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

basedgosh: i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:24:25 -0700

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

osamah: slowly realizes my hand is in my pants

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:23:35 -0700

osamah:

*slowly realizes my hand is in my pants*

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:08:29 -0700

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:08:16 -0700

its-pouring-horan: can we just take a moment to look at this?...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:07:14 -0700

its-pouring-horan:

can we just take a moment to look at this? liam is the fucking middle, he has the most weight on him, AND HES STILL ON JUST ONE ARM FUCKING LOOK AT HIS BICEPS HOLY FUCK

puckster87: Next time you’re on a road trip, stop into a roadside diner (find a classic one with a...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:41:08 -0700

puckster87:

Next time you’re on a road trip, stop into a roadside diner (find a classic
one with a long bar, cuz those are neato) during breakfast hours and flag
down a waitress to ask, “Excuse me, where am I?” And when they tell you the
town’s name, say, “No, what planet?” When you get a weird look, turn to
whoever you’re with and say something like, “Shit, keep your mouth shut.
They’re pre-warp…”

itoilsswords: shutupaubrey: someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:26:16 -0700

itoilsswords:

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

walk up in the club like what up i got a big heart

humorcat: darrynek: the nominees are leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:26:03 -0700

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

mslisarose: OH MY GOD shes so cute!! That’s one lucky baby!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:21:21 -0700

mslisarose:

OH MY GOD shes so cute!! That’s one lucky baby!

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:58:49 -0700

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:56:20 -0700

aliewa: liquid-liam: Your pupils dilate when you see the...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:30:30 -0700

aliewa:

liquid-liam:

Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate.

So that’s why my pupils are always so big when I look in the mirror

There are two types of people…

itsbetterthananal: my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:06:01 -0700

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

Joke of the day.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:32:31 -0700

best-of-funny:

marshmallowreina:

katherinearandez:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

It helps if you read it in the accents….

omfg

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Shia Labeouf on meeting Justin Bieber

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:27:33 -0700

Shia Labeouf on meeting Justin Bieber